July 2006 Archives

To be brief, I'm writing a book. It is probably the main reason that I haven't posted anything new in ages.

Yeah, I don't know either.

I was visiting New York and I noticed that the Fryman had followed me. The Big Apple seems to have taken a bite out of him, however. He's now missing an arm, has a bunch of holes on his body, and there's a bunch of sticker residue on him. Poor Fryman.

There's nothing more inviting than a giant, frozen, vivisected pregnant woman in her third trimester.