Unloosen

I just got back from a ten-day trip to Europe and I'm freaking tired. I saw this in a cemetery near Saint Paul, a walled village in southern France. I used a wide-angle lens and, as a result, this photo looks very "space."

Keeping the parade of pretty pictures rolling, here is my latest entry in the "Weird Things My Roommate Has In Our Dorm Room" file. Not nearly as terrifying as the previous bobble-head (see below) but still enough to give you the willies. I don't even know what to say about this one. It was made in Germany. I think that's really all I need to say about it. I'm just surprised it doesn't play crappy techno music.

Jeb, the existential puddle of shampoo, bubbled and gurgled in your shower. At this particular time of the day, around noon-ish, Jeb liked to lounge around on the cool ceramic tiles amorphously and think. Jeb thought about everything in this expansive universe. He thought about whether it was moral for human beings to take the life of other human beings for punishment. He pondered the question of whether or not the bar of soap you use was gay with the washcloth (Jeb didn’t have any objections but was just merely wondering because they sure did dress nicely).

Greg, don't let this happen to you. Seriously.

On a scale of 1 to Club 11, 40 Year Old Virgin gets a 7.

Here is the next installment to either enjoy or loathe. Here, Thomas meets up with a travel buddy on his way into the city, where his punishment awaits for the whole bribe incident. Things get a bit weird towards the end of this piece, but what else would you expect?