Ghastly and Vinyl by Chris Leavens
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February 11, 2007 2:45 PM
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Fear not, young lady. The Man-Eating Cow will save you from the Inappropriate-Touching Twig!
Let me clarify for Mr. Clark. Yes, the cow only eats men. However, that doesn't prevent her from saving the young lady by simply trampling the twig into little bits. No eating is required.
This reminds me of the other day, when I had a party in my mouth and everyone was invited.
Everyone.
I'm no wizard here, but I do have some advice to give should any wish to party like I did and all: Insist that the cow wipe her hoof-things before entering your mouth.