After a long and torturous weekend spent in front of the computer, I'm happy to let you know that Unloosen is now on a brand-spanking-new server. What does this mean for you? If you like Unloosen, it means faster and more reliable delivery of Unloosen AND new features. If you don't like Unloosen, then why the heck are you reading this anyway?
The aforementioned new features will be available in the near future. Keep a browser open to Unloosen and refresh constantly so you don't miss any of the upcoming news, stories, and photos.
Also, if you notice any issues or problems, let me know with a comment or an email.
If this means I will have an option to set the entire contents of Unloosen into a horizontal-stock ticker-scrolling motion for my reading ease, then Godspeed, Krix Les Vans. Godspeed. My eyes have had enough of this infernal moving while I read. We have the technology!
And it's faster... At least it feels faster. It's like a race car full of words.
Know what else is like a racecar full of words? These new Haggar Comfort-Fit slacks.
"Dag, do them slacks drape! They done drape down lighter than Cousin Jolene's hair! Before the accident."