My internal monologue while surfing the web and learning about a Chinese restaurant exhibit now being shown in New York; after drinking one Diet Coke, one Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper, and one Almond Roca Latte, by Ed Darrin

"WHOA! Check it out! A history of the Chinese restaurant!"
"Awesome! That's awesome!"
"Check out that old menu! 'Bill-of-fare', HAHA!"
"Where is it?!?!"
"It's in the MUSEUM OF CHINESE IN THE AMERICAS!!"
"It's in New York. I COULD GO TO NEW YORK!"
"Where is it?! A link…."

"CLICK the LINK!"

"Whoa! It's the MUSEUM OF CHINESE IN THE AMERICAS!!"
"They call it MoCA!! That's just like MoMA!! They're both museums!!"
"I COULD GO THERE RIGHT NOW!! THINK…THINK…. I NEED TO MAKE A PLAN!!!"
"Where is it—ABOUT MOCA!!!!"
"70 Mulberry Street!"
"WHERE IS 70 MULBERRY STREET" "I NEED A MAP!!"
(pause)
"I NEED A MAP I NEED YAHOO! MAPS!"
"Let's see see Favorites, MY yahoo YAHOO! MAPS!!!!!"

"70 Mulberry Street IT'S IN NEW YORK it's in New York!"
"GO TO MAP!"
"THERE IT IS!" "I DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT IS!!"

"BACK UP!!"
"BACK UP AGAIN!!"
"It's right by CHINATOWN"
"I COULD GO TO CHINATOWN!!!"

"I COULD GO TO CHINA TOWN! GO TO TOWN IN CHINA TOWN! I'm ASIAN! I'm Asian"